Rocket Whore News Archive

11/04/09

We've gotten a great first response to our User Opinions section. We have a few articles up there for you and a couple on the way too. Also, Dragon Age has been kicking our asses in all day. We love it. Check the new video out. Promote if you can or go stick your face in a blender.

-Mike

 

11/02/09

Just opened up the "User Opinion" section to the multiverse. Send all sumbissions to Opinions@RocketWhore.net. If you have anything to say about gaming trends, philosophy, or even a recent experience then let us know about it. Text, audio and video are welcomed. Just make sure it has some actual substance to it. No "DURRR I LEIK CALL FOR DUTY GAME. SHOOT IS FUN" or I will set your grandmother on fire.

-Mike

 

10/30/09

Edit: Got it working. Enjoy the new Cheap Bastards. Now in "not completely horrible" quality!

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I've been trying to upload the new video for 1.5 days now. I made the video quality far better this time around, but as a result it came out to an almost 900 MB video. This not only takes a long time to upload, but for some reason isn't uploading. I've been in contact with my web host and I'm trying to resolve this bullshit. Just stay tuned. There is new content and it will go up shortly.

-Mike

 

10/23/09

Just came back from a Type O Negative show and promptly wrecked the site. I tried to do a little housekeeping and ended up fucking up literally every page. I'm almost 100% sure I got it all working again, but if you notice an issue with a part of the site, please email me at the link at the bottom of this page. Type O was awesome, by the way. I wrote a shitty little concert review. Check it out if you like them or any metal for that matter.

-Mike

 

10/22/09

Sorry for the ads, guys. It's a sort of necessary evil if we want this site to keep running. This shit costs money. Don't worry, though. I'm keepig the ads to a maximum of 2 per page and they won't pop up, pop under, or talk to you. If an ad DOES talk to you, please seek therapy. Or you can claim your 2, free iPod nanos!

Got the bookmark icon for the page to work. That's the thing to the left of the url on your address bar. Is it a rocket, or a yellow dick and balls? The possibilities are endless. Or maybe just dicks and rockets. Fuck. Maybe we'll call the podcast that. "Dicks and Rockets"...it has a ring to it.

...Maybe not.

-Mike

 

10/21/09

Still uploading content and fleshing out the site. The slideshow should be working by now, although not as pretty as a "professional" site. Fuck those guys. We run on beer and pork rinds. Also, we have no money. I'm trying really hard to make this my first prioroty but it is difficult with other responsibilities. I will continue to update as much as I can with the little resources we have (See: a crappy Dazzle recorder, a microphone, an assortment of Adobe software, and beer). At least I'll update this crappy news section so you guys know what the fuck is happening and that I didn't abandon the site. Please tell your friends, but also add that it is a work in progress.

-Mike

 

09/18/09

Production of www.RocketWhore.net, the brainchild of two huge losers awesome dudes, has begun. Content will be uploaded as often as possible, but it will continue to be a work in progress until about November/December. I'm literally learning how to build a site WHILE I build it, so give me a fucking break.

-MIke

 

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